{"id":10679,"date":"2020-11-26T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-11-26T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/?p=10679"},"modified":"2024-02-18T11:43:20","modified_gmt":"2024-02-18T09:43:20","slug":"nar-jeg-bare-ma-spyle-ham","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/?p=10679","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e5r jeg bare m\u00e5 spyle ham"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-medium\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Dusj-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-59839\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Dusj-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Dusj-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Dusj.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Jeg vet ikke hva det er, men n\u00e5r jeg har muligheten til \u00e5 kaste vann p\u00e5 ham, s\u00e5 har jeg en sv\u00e6rt svak viljestyrke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Som for eksempel n\u00e5r jeg st\u00e5r i dusjen og han sitter p\u00e5 toalettet. Den h\u00e5nden som holder dusjslagen, er ekstra uregjerlig. Og den andre utrolig hjelpsom med \u00e5 justere ned temperaturen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p>Og f\u00f8r jeg egentlig har f\u00e5tt med meg hva som foreg\u00e5r. Har hendene mine skrudd ned varmen og rettet str\u00e5len mot offeret.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Hey! roper ham. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Og jeg skj\u00f8nner ikke hvorfor han h\u00f8res s\u00e5 overrasket ut. Den kalddusjen l\u00e5 jo litt i kortene. Han vet jo at jeg har litt ustyrlige hender n\u00e5r de oppdager slike muligheter. Det er litt som \u00e5 sette i sk\u00e5l med godteri foran en unge og s\u00e5 forvente at de ikke benytter muligheten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jeg smiler s\u00e5 uskyldig jeg kan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Noen ganger f\u00e5r han Blikket med stor B. Og jeg blir litt mo i kn\u00e6rne. Da vet jeg at han har tenkt \u00e5 vise meg hvem som er sjefen. Da tar han meg inn p\u00e5 soverommet og setter meg p\u00e5 plass p\u00e5 den m\u00e5ten bare han f\u00e5r lov til. Og jeg ender med en monsterorgasme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Og jeg l\u00e6rer at jeg ikke trenger \u00e5 styre de uregjerlige hendene mine ved neste mulighet heller.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-text-color\" style=\"color:#8224e3\">\u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><em>Forrige glimt:<br><a href=\"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/?p=10744\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"10744\">N\u00e5r symmetri blir viktig<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\"><em>Neste glimt:<br><a href=\"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/?p=9916\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"9916\">N\u00e5r bel\u00f8nning loves<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);color:#8224e3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">\u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022<\/mark> \ud83d\udc9c <mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);color:#8224e3\" class=\"has-inline-color\">\u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022<\/mark><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeg vet ikke hva det er, men n\u00e5r jeg har muligheten til \u00e5 kaste vann p\u00e5 ham, s\u00e5 har jeg en sv\u00e6rt svak viljestyrke. Som for eksempel n\u00e5r jeg st\u00e5r i dusjen og han sitter p\u00e5 toalettet. Den h\u00e5nden som holder dusjslagen, er ekstra uregjerlig. Og den andre utrolig hjelpsom med \u00e5 justere ned temperaturen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":59839,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"yasr_overall_rating":0,"yasr_post_is_review":"","yasr_auto_insert_disabled":"","yasr_review_type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[364,182,5,321],"tags":[49],"class_list":["post-10679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-364","category-dominans","category-glimt","category-spicy","tag-vannkrig"],"yasr_visitor_votes":{"stars_attributes":{"read_only":false,"span_bottom":false},"number_of_votes":0,"sum_votes":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10679"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59883,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10679\/revisions\/59883"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/59839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}