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– Har du mye du m\u00e5 kutte opp?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vi var alene hjemme og mannen min skulle lage middag. Jeg lot som om jeg ville hjelpe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Nei, egentlig ikke, svarte han mens han tok en rask opptelling. – Jeg skal bare skj\u00e6re opp litt l\u00f8k og s\u00e5nt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

– Det blir sikkert lenge nok, konkluderte jeg. – Du m\u00e5 nok ta av buksa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Han stoppet opp og s\u00e5 forvirret p\u00e5 meg. F\u00f8rst da jeg hentet en lav krakk og satte meg p\u00e5 den med ryggen inn til kj\u00f8kkenbenken slik at hodet mitt kom i akkurat riktig h\u00f8yde akkurat der han skulle st\u00e5, begynte tannhjulene \u00e5 snurre i topplokket hans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Det er sjelden l\u00f8ken er blitt s\u00e5 finhakket. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Forrige glimt:
N\u00e5r spam sjarmerer<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Neste glimt:
Om \u00e5 roe ned<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022<\/mark> \ud83d\udc9c \u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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