{"id":783,"date":"2020-03-28T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-03-28T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/?p=783"},"modified":"2021-03-20T10:50:33","modified_gmt":"2021-03-20T09:50:33","slug":"verdens-flotteste-rompe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/?p=783","title":{"rendered":"Verdens flotteste rompe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
\"\"<\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

– Verdens flotteste rumpe er k\u00e5ret, informerte min mann meg for noen dager siden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Javel, svarte jeg lettere uinteressert. Jeg hadde ogs\u00e5 sett n\u00e6rbilder av de flotte rumpene i nettavisene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

Han tok et godt tak med begge hender rundt min rumpe:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Men de tar feil alle sammen. Verdens flotteste rumpe er her!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jeg ristet p\u00e5 hodet og lo av ham. Men han holdt p\u00e5 sitt. Standhaftig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I morges studerte jeg rumpa mi i speilet. Og jeg er overbevist om at hans konklusjon skyldes assosiasjoner og eierforhold. Den er i alle fall ikke basert p\u00e5 objektiv skj\u00f8nnhet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2026 og det p\u00e5 tross av at han p\u00e5st\u00e5r at hans subjektive mening er den mest objektive som finnes. Og at han har drevet n\u00f8ye research av min bak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jeg m\u00e5tte jo bare gi ham et kyss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Innlegget ble f\u00f8rst publisert p\u00e5 Fioljentas blogg «Kristen sex?»<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les gjerne Du er vakker!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n
\n

Forrige glimt:
Om \u00e5 rydde i sengen<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

\n

Neste glimt:
Vi r\u00e5r over hverandre<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022<\/mark> \ud83d\udc9c \u2022 \u2022 \u2022 \u2022<\/mark><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– Verdens flotteste rumpe er k\u00e5ret, informerte min mann meg for noen dager siden. – Javel, svarte jeg lettere uinteressert. Jeg hadde ogs\u00e5 sett n\u00e6rbilder av de flotte rumpene i nettavisene.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2526,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"yasr_overall_rating":0,"yasr_post_is_review":"","yasr_auto_insert_disabled":"","yasr_review_type":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,24,279,21,373,232,374],"tags":[146,171],"class_list":["post-783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-glimt","category-hverdagen","category-kristen_sex","category-samtaler","category-sanselek","category-selvfolelse","category-synssansen","tag-rumpe","tag-syn"],"yasr_visitor_votes":{"stars_attributes":{"read_only":false,"span_bottom":false},"number_of_votes":0,"sum_votes":0},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=783"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4661,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions\/4661"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiolsex.net\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}